Lowest Common Denominator

As I power through the "half off" bottle of wine that Robby and I bought recently, I felt it necessary to talk about my newest discovery in the cooking world: butter. I ignorantly didn't understand that too make good food you didn't need to add too much but to make delicious food you need butter. I bring this up because I made a couple of burgers tonight (because that's what a 6th year does instead of going out) and it was the best home made burger I've ever had. I say this in no way worried that I will come off arrogant because all credit goes to the butter and not by ability to cook. 

I bought the cheapest ground beef I could find as well as the cheapest hamburger buns (Kroger brand). I also bought an onion and some kroger brand sharp cheddar. Ok anyway. Back to butter and it's glory. I made a burger the way I always do but this time when the burgers were just about done I put some butter on both sides. I also put butter on the delicious kroger brand buns and put them on the frying pan. Guess what? More delicous. I guess it wasn't hard to guess that butter was the super secret answer to that quick rhetorical question since I am taking time out of my busy schedule of watching Jimmy Fallon to write just about butter and its affect on my life. 

So as my heart struggles to maintain my regular bodily functions, my taste buds and pleasure center of my brain still relish in my earlier meeting with butter and how my life will never be the same.